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I’m not going to lie; I’m a very dramatic person! Bible! I know I sound dramatic now, but that’s because it’s in my nature. However, don’t start polishing my Oscar just yet. I will never go to the lengths of a Meryl Streep performance, because that would be a little extra, even for me. I know some people who live on that over the top; I want to live, fist in the air, kind of bullshit. Those kinds of people would give a seasoned performer a run for their precious awards. I know we all have our little issues, but if the only way you can express yourself is by doing an impromptu act. Then please do me the favor and take that shit somewhere else. Like any social media outlet, that you have apped in your phone. I consider myself a very good friend and a good listener; however, I’m not one to sit there, with popcorn in hand, and just watch you waste my time. By trying to get my attention with one of your productions, like a good little attention whore that you are. It’s just going to make me leave your theater (Which you probably named after yourself), and on the way out, I’ll ask for my money back! Save that for Broadway or someone else, who can give you the full treatment that you need. My time is too valuable for your hot pocket mess of a self and all the issue you have stuffed inside. To dramatic?

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