I think I went overboard, these past couple weeks, while shopping around for sale items. Usually when it comes to the clothing and other materialistic items, I’m good with my spending. However, this year my goody good mission self-destructed in my face, pockets and in the store, where I just blew up with glee. I’ve been throwing money around like an old Jay-Z video and there’s no stop sign in sight for this big pimpin’! For some reason I can’t get enough of those imitation fur coats from Forever 21. Especially the faux leopard ones. When I saw them, I started dripping in my undies. So I knew I had to have one or two of those babies. As of today, I’m not ashamed to say that I probably have eight coats in all. For god’s sake, they’re selling those fake beauties for almost nothing, and it’s my duty to collect every last one of them. I consider them investment pieces and at the end of the day. I rather have them on stand by for one of my impromptu photo sessions. Then going to said store to buy one, only to return it later on. Just to get my money back or for some store credit.
At the end of it all though, it would be nice to just call people up at the many different maison. As they do in those classy magazines, and just call clothing items in. However, I don’t work in a magazine nor am I anybody important. Worse comes to worst I’ll be the old man who lived in he’s fake fur covered cardboard house. Sad, maybe, however, my house will be looking fabulous and I’ll be all warm up in artificial lux pelts!